Connoisseur of All Things Pezberry

A/N: This doesn’t exactly fit the prompt it was written for (more like a prequel), so I’ll just post it as is. :} Hopefully I’ll get to the actual prompt soon. :D

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Rachel’s trembling. She’s clutching at the loop of the subway, trying to convince herself she’s made the right decision. She knows she has. She really does.

But that doesn’t mean she’s completely okay with it.

Quinn and Santana’s words keep repeating in her ears. Her own words to the student director keep on repeating. 

Had she… Had she just, colloquially, shot herself in the foot? Had she ruined her future within the artistic, including Broadway, world?

Rachel closes her eyes, pushing her forehead into her own shoulder as she listens to the clacking of the subway car and the getting on and off of strangers. She knows how many stops there are between NYADA and her and Kurt’s apartment, so for now, she figures, letting out a deep sigh and forcing herself to exist in some alternate calm universe, she’ll pretend it’s just like any normal day.

Any normal day.

Any normal day that evaporates as soon as she opens the door to her apartment. There’s some sort of upbeat music circling through the space, two familiar voices blending in wonderful laughter. “Quinn? Santana?” she calls out, voice tremulous.

 A dark head followed by a blonde one pop up from the couch. “Rache?” Santana seems to blurt, suddenly there, more there than she’d been the past few years.

“Rachel?” Quinn echoes, hands pushing against Santana’s shoulders, cheeks pink and lips swollen as Rachel realizes just how close she’s been getting with Santana, ” I - you’re back early. That means…?”

Rachel blinks. “I… Turned it down,” she admits, slowly, studying the two girls, “That’s… That’s right, right?”

Both girls stare at her, suddenly surging up and off the couch, skirting it to reach out towards her.

“Of course!” Santana snaps, fingers brushing along Rachel’s wrist.

“That’s - we’re proud of you!” Quinn says effulgently, smiling, hazel eyes brightening as they meet Rachel’s. They soften, snaring Rachel as Santana presses closer, and Rachel suddenly realizes Santana has wrapped her arms around her back.

Rachel lets out a deep sound of question. “S-San…?”

A cold nose rubs along her cheekbone, sharp fingernails biting into her waist. “Berry,” Santana sighs, quick, hopeful, short, “Can we - let me… Let us…”

It isn’t until Quinn presses her lips to Rachel’s cheek, just above her own lips, that Rachel realizes just what’s going on. Though, perhaps, more startlingly to the normally demure part of her, she isn’t surprised. 

Somehow, some part of her, knew this was going to happen as soon as she’d opened the door to the two girls. 

And, honestly, it’s not like she disapproves.

Instead, Rachel finds herself arching into Santana’s grip, her hand coming up to slide along Quinn’s waist. It’s like she’d already planned for this, her fingers slipping into Santana’s hair as she pulls Santana’s mouth to hers, her other hand making sure Quinn isn’t too far enough away to kiss as soon as Santana pulls back.

Tellingly, there’s heat and awareness overflowing in her lower stomach, out along her legs and up into her chest, hands kneading and exploring both girls in turn.

Quinn gasps against Rachel’s forehead, breath hot and quick. Santana nibbles along her jaw. Rachel, for her part, is trying to force the faintness both girls are giving her away.

Wait,” she finally protests, backpedaling, feeling her eyes darken as they meet both girls’ gazes in turn, “I need, my – my bed?” Her voice strangles at the last word, because she really doesn’t – no, she really doesn’t know how far both girls want to go, “Is that, is that okay?”

Fuck,” Santana hisses, surging forward to kiss her again, body flush against hers, “More than fucking okay!”

“I agree,” Quinn whispers heavily as soon as Rachel pulls back from Santana’s urgent mouth again, hands pushing against Rachel’s waist to lead her to her bed, “Totally agree.”

Falling back, almost crumpling back against the force of both girls, Rachel stares at the both of them. She doesn’t know, not really, how this is supposed to go, seeing as she’s never been part of a threesome before, but at least it’s not the first time she’s been attracted or turned on by either girl. Because Santana and Quinn? They’re… They’re just hot.

Hot and, fuck, Rachel finds herself moaning uncharacteristically as Santana grabs at her shirt, Quinn focusing on the zipper of her jeans, available.

Too, too available.

Quinn’s breath flows over Rachel’s belly button, sneaking out along the waistband of her underwear. In the opposite hemisphere, Santana is staring down at Rachel’s bust, fingers taught and unfamiliar along the bumps of her ribs as she pulls at the edges of Rachel’s over-shirt.

“Rache?” Santana murmurs, eyes meeting hers, “You…?”

Yes,” Rachel gasps, not even entirely sure what she means aside from there’s too much material between her and Santana, “Just get it off already!”

Quinn chuckles, deep and rough, already pulling Rachel’s jeans down her legs. “Mmm, oh Rachel…” she groans, once taking the piece of clothing off of her after her shoes and socks, “You don’t have any idea how hot your legs are, do you?”

“Obviously not!” Gasping, laughing, Rachel shivers, feet pushing at Quinn’s waist as her hands come up to pull at Santana’s hair, “Just – show me?”

Santana’s lips curve up, kissing along her jaw, hands sliding up to cup her breasts, slipping under her bra. Quinn, echoing Santana, feels along her thighs, sighing as she brushes her lips along Rachel’s belly button and below. “As long as you want,” she smiles, nails raking along her thighs, “Forever as long as you want…”

Rachel wanted to get Quinn's nose so she has some of Quinn on her face for those God awful times when Quinn isn't actually on it herself.
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Rachel’s pencil kept tapping on the surface of her desk. She knew she was staring at the back of Quinn’s head, at Quinn herself, but she couldn’t help it. She’d awoken from a particularly steamy wet dream of the blonde earlier that morning, so now felt like that was all she could concentrate on.

It had been over a week, due to personal responsibilities, that they’d gotten… Well, together. And, well, especially after their shared rhinoplasty consultation, Rachel couldn’t help but daydream. Normally, she’d be the most studious of students, but now, after the kind of upheaval she’d had within the past few days, even that was asking too much.

‘I want Quinn’s nose,’ she wrote in her notebook, completely ignoring Mr. Schuester’s inept attempts at teaching Spanish, ‘So I can have some of Quinn on my face for times like these, when I’m aching for her.’

Suddenly, next to her, Santana let out the most judgmental snort Rachel had ever heard. “Are you serious, Berry?” she snapped roughly under her breath, “Like, stalker ahoy! Are you even listening to yourself?”

Rachel flinched. “I’d thank you,” she hissed, “To keep your eyes to yourself!”

Santana laughed. “Really,” she drawled, unconcerned, flashing Rachel’s notebook away from her, “You’d think you’d know better, being Quinn’s lover.

“Why,” she smirked at Rachel, eyebrows quirking, “Would Quinn want to kiss any part of herself? No matter how egotistical she is, even she wouldn’t want that.”

Licking her lips, Rachel tried to keep her furious feelings to herself. “I’d thank you,” she repeated, tearing her notebook back to herself, slamming it closed, “To mind your own business!” Taking a deep breath, she only relaxed when Quinn barely swiveled in her chair, glancing back at her. 

Her mood immediately smoothing, she smiled at the blonde. How… She wondered, watching as Quinn’s gaze softened, pink racing along her cheeks, had she gotten so… Blessed?

Faberry. There's a burglar in the house, but not really.
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Rachel grips tightly to Quinn’s shirt, trying to rein in how scared she actually is. Five minutes ago, she’d woken to suspicious sounds downstairs, and it had taken another two minutes to wake up and convince Quinn that it was more than irrational fear. “Are they still down there?” she hisses fearfully.

Shushing her, the grip of the baseball bat in Quinn’s hands creaks. “Go back to bed!”

“Not without you! What if there’s more of them?”

“I… Fine! Just. Stay behind me.” Slowly, cautiously peeking around the corner to the stairs, Quinn jerks, letting out a massive groan. “Brittany!”

Hi. I'm giving you a drabble now cause I keep forgetting. Sorry about that. Fapezberry: Quinn & Santana find out about Rachel's possible pregnancy & are shocked that there girlfriend slept with Finn. Go -Riley
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“So this is why you weren’t with us at the wedding, huh?” Santana spat, throwing the pregnancy test at Rachel. “Huh?” She could barely look at her, sneering when she had the gall to start crying, “Because I know it’s not. The hell. Mine.”

Rachel covered her face with her hands. “Does… Does Quinn know?” she asked, shaking, voice breaking.

Santana’s mouth opened, then clacked shut. “Fine,” she hissed, “Fine. You want Q here for this?” She yanked her phone out. “Just tell me,” she glared at Rachel, barely holding her composure, “Who?”

Sinking, curling into herself, Rachel sobbed harder.

What is the best way to do a pezberry one-shot that involves Faberry but doesn't end in heartbreak for all parties?
Anonymous

Hmm…

Maybe just broken up Faberry (or about to end Faberry) with Rachel still heartbroken while Santana’s there just to support Rachel and it builds from there?

So no Santana stealing Rachel from Quinn and no Quinn interfering with Santana and Rachel? Of course there’d still be cold feelings, but that’s unavoidable.

Does that work?

Fapezberry: Train station

Arms wrapped around her waist, snuggled into her, Rachel barely held back tears while Santana, hugging her shoulders, curved around her back. Quinn held onto them tightly.

The bell sounded.

“I have to go,” she whispered.

Rachel sighed. “I wish you didn’t.”

“Yeah.” Santana pulled back, swallowing, “You suck, Q.”

Faberry
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Quinn was waiting for her at her locker. “Hi,” she smiled tightly, perfunctorily, taking Rachel’s arm, “We need to talk.”

Pezfaberry, arguing over Finn
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“No.”

“Santana! Quinn, help me, please.”

“I’m with her.”

“But. He’s harmless!”

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New Chapter: Inertia

Chapter two is up~

Title: Inertia
Author: Me (purrpickle)
Chapter: 2/?
Word Count: 1,500+
Rating: T
Pairing: Rachel/Santana, Rachel/Quinn
Summary: Rachel joins the Cheerios to get closer to Quinn, but soon finds
herself suddenly feeling affected by Santana, too. Then, to complicate things
even further, Brittany seems bent on making sure Rachel knows *exactly* what
she’s doing. Faberry vs. Pezberry.
A/N: Blame ApathyEmpathy for making this an ongoing story. :p

Link here: Chapter Two