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June 2012

Jun 11, 20121,405 notes
Fuck you, orthodontia.

I don’t need you in my mouth, anyways.

…

Good thing you open at 7 AM today, though.

Jun 11, 20120 notes
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Pezberry. Santana showing up at Rachel's apartment in NYC with nowhere else to go? (prompt)

Pressing a warm mug of tea into Santana’s hand, Rachel settled into the seat across from her. “Whenever you’re ready,” she smiled, “I’m here to listen.”

Santana’s shoulders shuffled. “Thanks,” she offered, her voice thick, “But I don’t know…” Closing her eyes, she dropped her head.

Waiting, Rachel sipped her tea quietly.

A large breath left Santana’s body. “I just…” she started, voice rising, “Brittany.”

“What about her?” Smiling supportively, Rachel sat forward, her hand moving to rest on Santana’s.

Santana swallowed. “She…”

Rachel set her teacup down. Moving forward, without much coaxing, she pulled Santana into her arms. “Yes?”

Jun 11, 20122 notes
#pezberry #brittana #rachel berry #santana berry #nicksjerrys #purrpickle
Rachel doesn't think she is going to win the Tony tonight. Santana bets that she will and if Rachel does, then Rachel has to say something... salacious of your choosing.

“You are,” Santana insisted, rolling her eyes. Not bothering to look up from where she was changing Noah Jr.’s diaper, she grinned at her son. “Yeah, huh?” she hummed, pulling Noah up and cradling him in her arms, “Mommy Rachel’s gonna win?”

“San,” Rachel whined, “You have to say that. You’re my wife.”

“Fine.” Grinning, Santana arched an eyebrow at her wife. “Then, if you win…”

*

Rachel stared out at the audience of her peers. “Well,” she cleared her throat, “This sucks. Because…” She made a face. “My name’s Rachel Berry-Lopez, and my wife, Santana Berry-Lopez, is a hot bitch.”

Jun 11, 201212 notes
#i have no idea XD #pezberry #rachel berry #santana lopez #pezberry fanfiction #deeha-adreamoutloud #purrpickle
Jun 11, 2012332 notes
100 word drabble prompts? ANY pairing being accepted~ → purrpickle.tumblr.com
Jun 11, 20120 notes
#pezberry #brittberry #samchel #quinntana #puckleberry #quartie #quick #brittana #samtana #finntana #fuinn #fabrevans #tinchel #hummelberry #pieberry #quitt #fritters #fierce #samcedes #faberry #finchel #etc. etc.
Jun 11, 2012298 notes
Jun 11, 2012329 notes
#oh my god baby
(Pezberry) Did you just smell my hair?

Santana closed her expression. “You’re delusional.”

“No,” Rachel pressed, “You smelled me!”

Jun 11, 20123 notes
#pezberry #rachel berry #santana lopez #deeha-adreamoutloud #purrpickle
uh, quitt duck pond

“Here,” Quinn smiled, pulling out another bag of bread.

“Quinnie! Thank you!”

Jun 11, 20122 notes
#quitt #fierce #quinn fabray #brittany s. pierce #brittany pierce #mymomthinksimfunny #purrpickle
I've run out of 12 word fic prompts. D:

And I was just getting into the groove. :(

Jun 11, 20120 notes
#don't mind me
Samchelpez

Sam exhaled deeply. “Wow.”

Santana and Rachel snuggled into him, spent. “Yeah.”

Jun 11, 20124 notes
#samchelpez #pezberry #samchel #sam evans #rachel berry #santana lopez #purrpickle
I would like to see something where Lauren Zizes puts Santana in her place. Please and thank you.

“Santana,” Lauren growled, ”No one cares about you. Every one hates you.”

Jun 11, 20124 notes
#well i tried #santana lopez #lauren zizes #deeha-adreamoutloud #purrpickle
Sooo, can I just say, I love your Brittberry drabbles and stuff. I think they are such an unlikely pair and it's so much fun to read them. I usually ship Brittana but from every other ship I actually like Quitt the most and now, thanks to you, Brittberry. =)

Aww, thank you! Brittberry is such an interesting ship to write about, and it makes me happy to hear that someone appreciates what I do. :D I am honored! 

Jun 11, 20120 notes
Do you have a job?

Currently, no. But I’m going to get one before summer ends, I have promised this.

Jun 11, 20120 notes
Jun 11, 20124,460 notes
#marry me
Jun 11, 201235,792 notes
How drunk are you? Wait, are you even of age?

I’m just on the bottom edge of buzzed. Meaning, not very. You’ll be able to tell when I am because I start to post random text posts.

And I am 25. :}

Jun 11, 20121 note
Romantic Hummelberry

Rachel huddled in close. “Kurt…?”

Kurt swallowed, slowly hugging her back. “…Yes.”

Jun 11, 20122 notes
#hummelberry #rachel berry #kurt hummel #purrpickle
Sarah! It's bed time! Go to sleep!

Uhm… It’s 11:55 PM. And it’s my last day before I pick up my mom Monday night. HELL NO am I not spending it drunk writing!

But you’re sweet to care about me. :}

Jun 11, 20122 notes
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